hot nuns in your area

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

image

Lana Del Rey // Complex Magazine (2014)

Your icon is the coolest

boobahs😎😎😎

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

Reblog this for a compliment in your ask box

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

its 12 bong

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

😎👬🌚✊💦

cyberbambi2001:

queen
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes