In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
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Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
public school dress code
is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes